Director: Jim Finitsis
Writer:
Jim Finitsis
Performers:

Matthew MacVane - Marceau LaMont

Steve Pieroni - Jacob Hannigan

Adam Curren - Det. Stanley Penndington

JP Kennedy - Giorgio "Aldo" Aldofini

Matthew Lister - Richard "Slippery Dick" Slickton

Jason Morgan -Maynard "Mayonnaise" Nason

Artie Boutin - Det. Marcus Franklin

Nicole LaBranche - Shelia Celestius

Alan Finitsis -Biff Ugly

Mike Manganiello - George Enormoushead

Dan Curren - Dan

Alexa Trolley -Alexa Rawlins

Matt Hanson - The Captain

David Matthew - Dave

Michael LaBranche -Butch O'Halloran

Jim Finitsis -Dale McClintock

83 Mins / Color / Fullscreen

Filming Dates: October 2002 - June 2003

Premiere Date: 1 June 2003, Durham NH

Filming Locations: Dover, NH; Durham, NH

Marceau Lamont and Jacob Hannigan (Matthew MacVane and Steve Pieroni) are deep in debt to two little business men (Alan Finitsis and Mike Manganiello) and a gangster and his sidekick (JP Kennedy and Jason Morgan). Seeing no other way out, they strike upon the idea to murder the business men, steal their money, and use it to pay off Aldo. They can't seem to agree on the best way to kill someone, so they each pick a business man to murder, and make a two dollar bet. Whoever gets caught, loses. Things get complicated when two cops (Adam Curren and Arthur Boutin) begin investigating the murders. Meanwhile, Aldo hires an inept hitman Slippery Dick (Matthew Lister) to go after Marcy and Jakey. To top it all off, Jakey falls in love with a homeless girl (Nicole LaBranche) who quickly learns to much.